1st Anniversary in Kenya - the end of a day on safari at Leleshwa |
Nairobi, with all its ugly warts is where we need to be , at least for the interim. With the only real airport that allows for relatively easy travel, coupled with access to the key business centre, it is the only logical choice. On the subject of travel, allow me a gentle rant; please temper my ramblings knowing that in the space of seven weeks I travelled to Europe eight times, on two occasions for less than 48 hours...
Inane Statements made on board...
- After an hour of preparation to land, including innumerable tannoy requests for sitting down, fastening your seatbelt, handing back your headphones, followed by the discernable thud as the wheels touch terra firma and are now surrounded by other aircraft, buildings and the surreptitious use of mobile phones, "WE HAVE LANDED"
- After spilling your gin and tonic over your new outfit, fellow passenger or the seat; spearing your cheek with the fork holding your lunch, lurching like a drunkard in the aisle, been woken by screams and/or being convinced that the aircraft you are in no longer is capable of forward motion, "LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, AS IT IS A LITTLE BUMPY PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR SEATS AND FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS"
- After completing a visual check to confirm that everybody has their seatbelts fastened, a safety briefing. "THIS IS HOW YOU FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT"
- With a departure time that ensures you will be in complete darkness throughout the trip, a route description from the flight deck, "AFTER LEAVING THE RUNWAY WE WILL MAKE A LEFT HAND TURN TOWARDS GERMANY, THEN AUSTRIA, FLYING OVER THE ITALIAN ALPS, DOWN THE SPINE OF ITALY AND CROSSING THE MEDITERRANEAN AND ENTERING EGYPT, FLYING OVER THE PYRAMIDS......" due to the inability to see anything without high-powered nigh-vision goggles, we could be flying over the Statue of Liberty, Sydney Harbour Bridge or the Hanging Gardens of Babylon - who cares????
When turbulence is guaranteed...
- When you are desperate for a morning coffee
- Immediately on receiving your tray of food
- When the screaming baby two rows in front of you has at last fallen asleep
- When you have managed to get through the bar service, the meal service, the duty free goods, the toilet shuffle, and the announcements telling you your precise route to your destination and you have fallen asleep
- When the film you are engrossed in is at a critical dialogue juncture
- When your bladder has been stretched beyond tolerable limits demanding a visit to the bathroom
- When you have just started to enjoy the relief of emptying previously described bladder
- When the aviophobic next to you has stopped praying, wringing their hands and generally chewing the back out of the seat in front of them has started to relax
Our Favourites of 2011
Best Safari Camps:
Tortilis Camp at the foot of Kilimanjaro in Amboseli Park
Mt Kilimanjaro - in case you need a clue |
Sleeping quarters at Tortilis |
Exceptional service, food and location. The hill climb from our tent to the main building left us wishing for Sherpa Tenzing to be carrying our camera bags and an oxygen mask at the halfway point.
Fighting Bulls - this fight ended amicably |
Wildlife in Amboseli can best be described as scarce compared to other parks, but, when it comes to the giant tuskers, you cannot beat this park!
Leleshwa Camp, Siana Conservancy (Near the Masai Mara)
Oops! |
The Talek as we have come to know her....and in December 2011 |
Baby hippo fighting for his life in the Talek River |
Sweetwaters Tented Camp, Ol Pejeta, Nanyuki
Stevie and Tay enjoying their Christmas pressie |
No pajama fights at the waterhole right in front of our tents Other guests at the bar included elephants, rhino, giraffe, a host of gazelle and battalions of warthogs and their young |
The awwwwww factor has to be had, and here it is..... captured by Stevie, a zebra foal, minutes old.
Best Place to visit in Nairobi:
David Sheldrick Elephant Orphanage
Surely this match should have been called off due to rain? |
Admittedly Nairobi fails to excel when it comes to tourist attractions, the ele orphanage however gives you the opportunity to see what can be done to protect these orphans who would have had no hope of survival in the wild.
We drag all our guests to the ele orphanage and everyone loves it!
Favourite Food (Restaurant)
Without a doubt, the feta and coriander samoosas to be found at the Talisman Restaurant.
Favourite Kenyan Wine
Leleshwa (nothing to do with the safari camp) Shiraz. At last a drinkable wine from Kenya! OK, so you cannot compare this to the great wines from South Africa, but as an wine that is easy to drink on your verandah in the early evening, its fabulous.
Favourite Beach Accommodation
Asha Cottages on Diani Beach
Fabulous location, accommodation and food We have nothing more to add |
The Boys
Rafiki - "You called?" |
Kidogo - "its a snug fit, but overall, I'm comfortable" |
Boshi - "I am not sure about the en-suite facilities" |
Maisha - "Why is my feeding bowl so inaccessible?" |
Wally, our oversized puppy with boundless energy already demonstrates the ability to instil fear into visting workmen who are less than convinced that he is only interested in playing. Despite a bout of tick-bite fever he weighs in at 35kgs, which we are told, is approximately half of his adult weight!
And that's it for 2011. Wishing everyone a 2012 filled with laughter, happiness and dreams that come true. We still have a mountain to climb to make eco4u and CRAfrica work but the dream is alive and we are living it.
Salama Mwaka Mpya
Kwaherini!
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